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Fed-up-of-workitis

Yesterday was a truely sucky day on the job for me. The crap started just as I left the previous day and festered overnight into full blown yucky day on the job syndrome. Naturally I’m trying to have a conscience and not call in sick because I’ve developed fedupofworkitis.

And then I remembered this email: how to tell if you need to pray at work.

When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, 
"Somebody needs  to slap the s#@! out of her"
...You need to pray at work.

When someone comes in and announces, "Office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the
 f*&% do they want now?"
...You need to pray at work.

When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of 
b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"
...You need to pray at work.

When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says,
 "Well at my last office...," and you want to throw a stapler at him
... You need to pray at work.

When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is,
 "what the h*&^ does she  want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk
... You need to pray at work.

When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing
 that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a@@!"
...You need to pray at work.

When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five
 minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say 
"that lazy b*&%$#"
... You need to pray at work.

When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of 
paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, 
"sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s"
... You need to pray at work.

If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or
 flattening someone's tires that you work with
... You need to pray at work.

If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone 
because you know it's going to lead to their life story
... You need to pray at work.

If you know all the words that have been bleeped out
... You need to pray at work!

LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS

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